I posted this in merlinxarthur but not here, so now I am rectifying that.

Title: Jackanory
Rating: R/NC-17 as usual xD
Words: <750.
Warnings/Spoilers: Sick and cracky porn featuring Edwin and Vlad the Impaler/No spoilers.
Summary: Merlin reads Arthur a lovely story.
A/N: Written for Challenge 1 at the summerpornathon. Unbeta'd.

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Title: An Act in Verses, An Exercise in Form by C. Gaius.
Rating: Uhm, R?
Words: 546
Warnings/Spoilers: Do not read if you cannot handle great and deeply erotic poetry.
Summary: Ceiling Gaius recounts in the form of poetry, one of the many beautiful lovemaking sessions of Merlin and Arthur to which he is witness.
A/N: Written for challenge 9 ( Read more... )

Title: Merlin's Puppet Theatre
Rating: Very tame by my standards (pg-13? Less?)
Words: Just shy of 600
Warnings/Spoilers: Corpse puppetry/SPOILERS FOR HAMLET RIGHT, IT WILL TTLY RUIN HAMLET FOR YOU.
Summary: Dark!Merlin enjoys puppetry.
A/N: Written for challenge 6 - Interpretative Dance of the summerpornathon.

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Title: Sleeping Booty
Rating: Nc-17 ?? I still have no idea about ratings.
Words: 750
Warnings/Spoilers: Sex, drugs and Dragon fisting. No beta. LOL SPOILERS.
Summary: Provided in quotation form by cor_leonis_1961: "BURNINATING THE FIC PAGE, BURNINATING THE SLAAASHERS." Written for Challenge 4 - Fluff of the summerpornathon.

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I'm using this place as my crack-barn from now on, in which to post the things I write in the summerpornathon (we knew this place would come in useful some day!). I do not promise good fic, I promise awful awful crack with a smattering of highly dubious porn, because it seems that's all I'm good for. Hurrah ( Read more... )